Note: this site is currently in pre-beta not-quite-alpha status.
Proceed at your own risk, acknowledging
(a) it's not all here yet and
(b) it's not gonna be pretty.
Thank you.
Welcome to a place...
Where war is civil,
the odds are even
and even the grief is good.
Where you can act naturally,
be alone together
and enjoy your death benefits.
Where the shrimp are jumbo
(and fresh frozen),
the donuts are Krispy Kreme,
the trucks are Dodge Ram
and the software is Microsoft Works.
Everything is so wholesome,
it's almost perfect!
Welcome to a world of contradictions,
where your only choice in Encyclopedias is:
THE OXYPEDIA.
